Tofu Shit

Lesbian poop play. aka scatophilia without meat.
"Yo, did you hear that Leanne and Sara did a tofu shit together?"
by mynameisbobbyross December 10, 2018
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shit sack

"Hi Brad!"
*Not even looking at her after balls deep last night*
"You're a Shit Sack!"
by nikola7711 February 26, 2021
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Shit disaster

The toilet initially is clogged up with toilet paper and shit. The victim then attempts to flush it again , with the toilet still being clogged, the shit and toilet paper rises further towards the top of the toilet. The victim then begins to panic and takes out the toilet brush from next to the toilet and attempts to push the shit and toilet paper down with it. This doesn't work and there is now shit on the brush as well. The victim then tries to hide the shit covered brush by putting it back into its case with shit still all over it . The victim then does a quick prayer, closes the lid of the toilet and flushes it again. If lucky, the shit and toilet paper will go down, if not, it will begin to come out of the toilet and create a shit tsunami within the house. If the contents went down with the flush, the victim then pulls their pants up and leaves the toilet as if nothing happened, trying to forget the shit disaster they just experienced.
Mum: "Hey Tom is the toilet clean? The guests will be here soon".

Tom: "I doubt it, I just had a shit disaster".

Mum: " Oh not again, you had one last week".
by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017
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nap that shit

To end a conversation because you're simply correct and the other person is wrong.
Tiffany let kacee nap that shit because she knew she was wrong.
by kjoneZ December 26, 2014
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That CrDnlSn Shit

When a masked rapper consistently puts out dope, hardcore rap music for earholez all over the earth.
Oh man, there he go on that CrDnlSn shit again!
by CrDnlSn May 30, 2021
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Glamour shit

A glamour shot like photo taken during a bowel movement. Properly done, the facial expression will look content and Mona Lisa like.
As Bronson took his glamour shit, he appeared to be completely content with the world.
by Dome ass March 13, 2019
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go for shit

go for it.

go for the worst and expect the best outcome
should i go flirt with that girl ??

"go for shit dude!"
by imafuckwitchu July 08, 2020
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