Mr. Beasting

When you give large amounts of money to complete strangers to the point where they wonder what the FUCK you're doing.

Seth: *Gives money
Bonny: What the fuck are you doing I dont even know you. U good man?
Seth: Just Mr. Beasting.

by Okbrandon August 23, 2022

Mr Bean

He is a menace to society, he has broken ever law known man including child labour, slavery, murder, theft, arson and many more.

Person 1: I can't believe it, I knew he was a Mr Bean.
Person 2: Agreed.

by 1G0L5G August 26, 2022

Mr Massena

The band teacher at Santa Fe high school that doesn't like it when people call his feet dogs

Mr Massena likes to annoy the drum major

by Some kid5634665 August 28, 2022

Mr. Noctober

When a MLB player dominates in the regular season, but can never keep be that same player in the postseason. A great example of a Mr. Noctober is Clayton Kershaw. These players aren't all that horrible in the postseason, they may have a few games or even a great run from time to time.

Example 1
Craig: Did u hear the Cardinals beat the Dodgers last night to advance?
Mark: Not surprised at all, this is a postseason game where Kershaw was pitching.
Craig: Yeah Mr. Noctober is what we call him

Example 2
Reporter: Barry Bonds ends his season without getting a hit in the NLDS. A lot of Giants fans are very unhappy and are calling him Mr. Noctober

by ZuiyOTF47 August 31, 2022

Mr. C

The Almighty legend himself. He has claimed, without valid evidence, that he has 36 Grammy awards. He also claims to have taught Eminem and Snoop Dogg how to rap. His singing sounds like a rat being stabbed in the throat, and he makes IceJJFish sound like an angel.

Person 1: Have you heard the song "Mr. C Not a Chance?"
Person 2: "You just made me want to dig my own grave"

by Tou Smallz September 1, 2022

Mr Whyte

Mr Whyte touches kids in his free time, I believe that this man is a pedophile. Hide your kids, my niggas.

Mr Whyte: Hey, hey get back here.
Me: Fuck off, you nonce.

by Lolorator360 September 10, 2022

Mr. Uniform

Mr. Uniform is a code name that two best friends give best friend #1’s crush so people don’t know who she likes. People who get called by the name of Mr. Uniform most likely go to a different school than the name giver, and the name giver only know Mr. Uniform through an older family member. Mr. Uniform is kind and caring. He plays baseball, and that is where he gets his name from. He usually has fluffy hair and an AMAZING jaw line. 🤭😉. Oh and he’s best paired with a girl who’s name starts with ‘k’

Omg girl Mr. Uniform is so darn cute🤭

by Senatra is a good puppy September 11, 2022