A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
Get the never laid a hand on memug. Yo, she was scratching me, but I think she had meth hands.
Dude! She seriously has meth hands. My skin felt like it was boiling from smoking meth while she scratched me!
Dude! She seriously has meth hands. My skin felt like it was boiling from smoking meth while she scratched me!
by Stranglemyer February 27, 2020
Get the Meth Handsmug. Typically a short eye contact when there would in general be a real hand shake. Often accompanied by a friendly remark. A rest of politeness and friendliness in epidemic times
Hello Walter, how are you? Please feel my Spiritual Hand Shake! It comes from my heart ...
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.
by ThePhysopher March 5, 2020
Get the Spiritual Hand Shakemug. When someone doesn't wash their hands after they poop, leaving feces in between their nails and embedded in their cuticles.
Watch out when Grandma pinches your cheeks.
Can also be used as a nick name. Example: Grandma Hershey Hands
Watch out when Grandma pinches your cheeks.
Can also be used as a nick name. Example: Grandma Hershey Hands
I wouldn't eat that dip if I were you. Grandma double dipped and she's got Hershey Hands.
Oh no, Grandma Hershey hands is eating my fries!
Oh no, Grandma Hershey hands is eating my fries!
by LittleVirus489 January 30, 2023
Get the hershey handsmug. Any person who is singularly use to sexually excite or satisfy with JUST their hands.
This is very similar to a Side Bitch but is exclusively used for hand stuff.
This is very similar to a Side Bitch but is exclusively used for hand stuff.
Shaniquwah was Percey’s “Hands Bitch” and regularly gave him the handy dandy business every Thursday night. He also had a Booty Bitch.
by PlasticSheep January 8, 2020
Get the “Hands Bitch”mug. Basically referring to something that you’ve dealt with before or something you go through everyday.
I’m used to John complaining about his dad, it’s so hand in barrel now
Most of the stuff Mandy talks about is just hand in barrel now
Most of the stuff Mandy talks about is just hand in barrel now
by I_Know_Tingz November 24, 2023
Get the Hand in barrelmug. A leader who will do anything to accomplish their goals. This is especially the case when it causes the suffering and painful death of people, including their constituents.
(Origin: Operation Ranch Hand)
(Origin: Operation Ranch Hand)
Hello, I am Commander "Ranch-Hand" Smith. I am best known for pushing one of my privates into the line of fire to use as a distraction to escape.
by PresidentMarena August 9, 2021
Get the ranch-handmug.