Cum Down

When you’ve finished having a wank and you’re sad it’s over.
Mate; how you feeling?
Me; just had a wank on a fat cum down now.

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by DjLozzaP October 10, 2019
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Cum Barnacles

The result of dried cum growing up into an actual creature, but is immobile
JIMMY: Why can't you clean your screen off? It's so dirty.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.
by Afawoopster March 06, 2019
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Whale Cum

WHALE CUM. Also known as WHALE CUM is a drink that only Mexicans have access to, if you live anywhere else in the world you are gonna have to pre-order WHALE CUM. WHALE CUM $420.69 PRE-ORDER NOW!!!!!!!!!
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when u shit cum and fuck fuck fuck at the same time
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watery cum

A man gets watery cum if he is fucking too much or drinks way too much water or Gatorade.
Stop drinking so much fucking Gatorade! You have a case of watery cum.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
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Bedazzled cum bucket

When you bust your load on your girls face and the moon light peers in and makes your cum sparkle like a rhinestone
Bruh , I busted on Stacey’s face the other night and it shined like a bedazzled cum bucket
by HIUGLY79 December 06, 2018
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