RAINBOW SHIT

when you are happy and having a wet dream sometimes you poop a little. this is know as rainbow shit when you are so happy you poop without knowing. this can get kinda messy so make sure to wear a condum! thanks!

rainbow shit is allllll over to my bed.
thats hot.

by lola cameron April 14, 2020

Hunger shit

when you're so hungry, it feels like you need to shit

when you run out of food during quarantine, you can experience multiple hunger shits

by c u m m a n April 21, 2020

Ghost Shit

Said to be the best shit known to mankind. It happens when you take one big shit, but, when you wipe, you find there is nothing to be wiped. However, when you look into the toilet, you realize the shit slid down the toilet hole making the shit invisible no matter what angle you rest your eyes.

Guy 1: And when I looked in the toilet, there was nothing...
Guy 2: Whoa, it sounds like you experienced a Ghost Shit.
Guy 1: A.. Ghost.. what?
Guy 2: A Ghost Shit is none other than the best shit known to mankind.
Guy 3: Yeah it only happens once in a green moon

by ProbleMaker JP April 25, 2020

Shit ribbon

Something that should be pleasant and enjoyable that over time becomes horrible e.g. pulling 3 feet of pretty ribbon that your cat ate out of its ass...

That movie started great, but then turned into a real shit ribbon...

by kilogreen February 13, 2020

Oh shit

Famous last words

(You make a big mistake)
Your thought: *oh shit*

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 18, 2020

Soul shit

When you do something absolutely retarded and go to take a dump, and contemplate your life choices

"Dude I texted my ex, she told me to fuck off while I was taking a soul shit."

by prismaticnova March 19, 2020

shit scarred

An incident which left a mark in your memory and even the thought of it gives you chills.

Aaron - Why do you look so pale?
Harmony - That guy I just broke up, got me shit scarred!

by normanissleeping May 1, 2020