The cutest, hottest guy you'll know. Football crazy, man's probably bisexual if gen z. Gives ya butterflys when he enters a room and gives the best hugs you will know. Always listens about your problems, make sure too listen too his, it's the least you could do for him. Care for him and never do wrong otherwise I'll kick your ass. Gets all the ladies and gentlemen. Likes some type of mythology. Once you've found your John, you'll love him, always want him too be happy, that's how you love a john.
H: whose Ur fav person
Me: John is the most loving person you'll know, always been there for me and is the best johhn I know.
It can be used as a noun, an adjective meaning perfect and hot as fuck.
Me: John is the most loving person you'll know, always been there for me and is the best johhn I know.
It can be used as a noun, an adjective meaning perfect and hot as fuck.
by mArVeL fOr LiFe November 4, 2021
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by Tkvd09 February 3, 2018
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by Coach Burns December 28, 2022
Get the The John Randlemug. by imaglitchinthematrix May 9, 2021
Get the john cenamug. So I was driving down the road when I sow a bald man with a beard and sporting a pair of glasses, I turn to my mother and say
Me: Oh look, there's John!
Mum: Oh yeah!
Me: that John Conn Syndrome!
Me: Oh look, there's John!
Mum: Oh yeah!
Me: that John Conn Syndrome!
by danny macky March 1, 2013
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Guy#2: Yea, he’s a Lucas John Zielinski.
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