J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

by joe995 January 14, 2025

D GANG

Also known as Deukalyptus 010 D gang, the illest gang in palma, they run most of northern palma, Puerto portals, and part of center palma, also active in the southern outskirts of palma. Lead by Palm Dawg, they rule Northside palma with an iron fist. They hail from the 010 neighborhood, hence the name. Gang signs include the D, DK, 010. Gang color is dark blue. Gang cars are all black Lexus ls400, Toyota soarers z20 and jags xjs. they merciless, if u see dem, run. They also rap

ISTG D gang run the 010

by APSDEUKALYPTUS January 23, 2025

D:

Shocked frown emoticon used for when you see something either bad, disturbing, disgusting, sad, devastating, or anything else

Kayla: mwhehehe picture of gay kiss >w<
Jayden: D:
Jayden: BRUH YO GONNA GET CANCELLED FOR THIS

by RandomNothing1291 January 23, 2025

D!ck Blind B!tch

Or “DBB”. 🍆🙈🐶
A) A female who will give up all morals or principles to be with a man that doesn’t benefit her and, will cut anyone off that tells her.
B) A female that will never be single will bounce man to man because she can’t live with herself refusing to heal or prioritize herself

C) A female that chooses to stay in a toxic environment/relationship. “He knows we’re home is”

Ex. Cassie seeking validation from everyone and the why she was with Nate = D!ck Blind B!tch

by ajsadan January 24, 2025

D-9341

A D-Class (Disposable Class) that has anomalous abilities with extraordinary luck, being able to survive the most unlikely scenarios. Originally a level 4 researcher demoted for researching classified subjects. His name is Benjamin Oliver Walker. Originating from the 2012 videogame SCP Containment Breach. (the anomalous abilities are the save/load mechanic.)

MTF Guard: Subject D-9341 enter the containment chamber or you WILL be terminated!
D-9341: Fuck You *survives containment breach anyway*

by Orwalks January 25, 2025

Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

USB-D

A penis connecting standard or protocol. When two men connect their penises together by inserting the ends of a straw or tube into their urethras. The connecting device must be hollow so that they can transfer semen back and forth.

"Hey bro, let's connect to each other via USB-D!"

by Peter Bagel January 28, 2025