John Smith

The creator of butt rock and nazi reichmarshall(committed suicide, cuz butt rock died)

John smith the creator of butt rock is dead

by spermotoxicism enjoyer November 28, 2024

john mac bonnett

the original mung creator

john mac bonnett created the term "mung"

by almond.moose August 22, 2021

John Membu

A Tailor which believes to be a fashion guru but really is a disaster in the eyes of its customers.

OMG I got my clothes back and the tailor seems to have no issues with it even after raising all the issues with it. I fell into the hands of a John Membu.

by Magic 456 November 15, 2022

John Flansburgh

A John Flansburgh is a sexual act in which you fuck a woman doggy style and then charge her $650 for the mediocre act.

Person 1: "I gave your wife a John Flansburgh in the bed last night."

Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."

by cockwafer May 14, 2024

John Carring

The act of looking suave and debonair. The embodiment of a male sex symbol.

Man that new haircut is fresh as fuck! You're so John Carring !

by Firemanga January 5, 2017

John from the streams

John from the streams is some gay furry names John from Aka Krispies streams, he is a member of the Krisiest SMP and doesnt hate women.

Hey, have you heard of John from the streams?
OMNG JOHN?!?!?!

by johnomgjawsk November 14, 2020

John Egbert

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

Person 1: Yo, have you read Homestuck?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.

by PoisIvy February 16, 2024