Red Dog Surprise

When someone walks in on a male giving his engoeged, red cock a vigorous wank.

Gave my mom a red dog surprise this morning when she walked in to put some laundry away.

My cousin got a red dog surprise last night so I let her watch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2019

Hot Dog Lung

An illness often onset by the insertion of one's genitalia into the windpipe of your bitches throat.

John: "Yo dude my bitch is hella bad."
Jared: "You better watch that bitch before she catches some Hot Dog Lung motherfucker."
John: "Oh shit, I forgot it's hot dog season!"

by Dr. Cuck BBCMD June 23, 2019

hot deckity dog

Derived from "hot diggity dog", this expression is used by a backyard cook when a wiener falls from the grill onto the deck.

Gerry bending down with tongs in hand: "Hot deckity dog! I'm gonna have to exercise the five second rule on this wiener"

by Peter Bear J May 11, 2019

mole faced dog

Creepy doggo with a friking mole bruh

That stupid mole faced dog

by Yahsjdjrjr October 10, 2019

Uncooked hot dog

Otherwise known as raw dog. Describes the act of unprotected fornication.

Jimmy was short on time, so he went in with an uncooked hot dog.

by Lokedawgy13 September 24, 2017

Is my dog sleeping

When the dog is dead.

Is my dog sleeping?

No it's dead

by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020

Raw diggity DOG

When you hitting that booty from the BEHIND without no rubber, it be RAW DOG

Yeah man me and the bro were out drinking the other night when he took a chick home and she told him to put a rubber on but he was like nah ni🅱️🅱️a not me, I only hit that shit RAW DIGGITY DOG

by S7viinx February 22, 2020