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CHEEESY M. BABY

She's the flyest, freshest *filipina girl you've ever seen (:
Dude 1: "Yo, who's that FLYgirl??"
Dude 2: "That's Cheeesy M. Baby!!"
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Baby Making Music

Music that makes one want to fornicate, thus making babies. i.e. Van Morrison and Marvin Gaye
God, who played this song? This is some Baby making music!
by Sweet Dee October 1, 2008
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Baby born syndrome

Attitude towards having a baby common in middle class. Treating own baby child as another expendable fashion item that can be switched off and put aside.

Person suffering from b.b.s. lives in a constant shock caused by the new born baby vomiting, urinating, defecating or screaming 24/7 while expected to be always nice, clean, smiling, babbling and wearing designer clothes like the Baby Born TM doll.

Symptoms include preoccupation with ANY sign of life of the baby (from a smallest pimple, that is taken care of immediately with much ado on internet forums to all the slimy secretions that the parents refuse to clean so as to "protect the natural flora"), severe mental retardation and irrational behaviour on the part of the mother (90% of cases) or the father.
- My mother has bought Armani baby clothing, bling-bling Van Clef diamond pacifier AND a set Pupa baby cosmetics for 5000 dollars this week and then wrapped my little brother Tim tight and put him on a shelf for the night to take some rest. Weird.
- Nope, she just suffers from the baby born syndrome.
by TomGore May 21, 2009
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baby making hips

Wider hips on a woman, usually with a bigger booty and this is associated with having a good body for giving birth to children.

Sang by Fantasia in the song "Baby makin' hips"
Whoa look at that booty, damn she got them baby making hips for sure.
by Nathalie W December 28, 2008
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Baby MaMa's DraMa

when a woman gives her babys father pure hell, beggin for money, saying he cant see his kids, calling when she need somethin', wont work, if she does work she think the father should pay for all the kids expenses. always startin drama, and ghetto to the bone.
by Anonymous August 4, 2003
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Frosted Baby Ruth

During anal sex, cum in the guys/girls ass. Next the guy/girl clenches their ass shut and proceeds to stand over the guy/girl. She/He then takes a shit into the other persons mouth. When the shit comes out it will be coated in cum.
After Joe came in Sarah's ass she was very upset and pushed him to the ground and gave him a frosted baby ruth.
by FerRawrRawr December 23, 2008
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Baby Chimp Shit

When two people absolutely need to defaecate at the same time in one toilet, one person assumes the standard seated dumping position. Person 2 wraps their legs around the waist of person 1, crossing their feet behind his/her back. Person 2 wraps their arms around the neck of 1, clinging for dear life, and releases through the "5 Hole" of 1. Challenges produced include avoiding piss in 1's belly button, and feces in the genital region. If done correctly, two dumpers will effectively accomplish the feat cleanly while striking the pose of a baby chimp clutching to his/her mother. For added effect 2 may pick lint/loose articles from the hair of 1.

Also known as a "5 Hole Shit."
Hurry up, open the door, I'm going to hop onto you for a baby chimp shit.
by Frank Rebels, Kominikeke February 24, 2011
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