john cummings

The kid who asks the teacher at the end of the day if we have homework with his gay boyfriends dick is in his ass

why are you being such a john cummings

by ajit pai 6969 January 29, 2019

Cum Quat

Is a semi hardened/dried up accumulation of male sperm.

Is a name used towards a person in a negative light

You can be such a " Cum Quat" at times, you know that?

by RI Red August 01, 2021

cum biskit

A woman that opens her legs up to much.,so her clit looks like when you cut a bisckit or dinnerroll in half,and you know how a dinner has that butterery smell,it the puss,has that distinct stank to it

Bro!!,that girl is a fuckin cum biskit,shes soaked probably the whole football team in the flour alone,thats not counting the crust,

by Brokewhiteboy2000 March 17, 2018

Cum Shock

The act of dying whilst masturbating

My grandad died from Cum Shock

by CUMMET April 25, 2022

pre cum promise

A promise made before fully ejaculating, usually a vow to keep masturbating after your limit

I'm never able to follow through on my pre cum promises

by Dhernandez240 June 07, 2017

Appalachian Cum Rag

A short sleeved T-shirt worn upside down like a pair of shorts and used to catch your cumshot after masturbating.

Thank god I had an extra Tyler Childers shirt to use as an Appalachian cum rag last night!

by RandyLover69420 March 15, 2024

sink in the cum

The act of sinking in seman typically produced by big black men.

Person 1: "Hey don't sink in the cum!"
Person 2: "Fortnite balls"

by Evannotballs May 17, 2023