double-dog-dump

When a dog takes a dump and another dog comes along and takes a dump right on top of it.

Oh no, I stepped in a double dog dump.
(While a double-dog-dump is extremely rare in nature, metaphorically it is quite common in humans; so that the second person can put all the blame for a bad deed on the first person.

by Kevareeno August 28, 2021

Double Dragon

What is it called when you ate a big meal and then got super drunk and start getting diarrhea and while your on the toilet you realize you have to throw up and so you get up and turn around and start throwing up into the toilet but the pressure on your stomach from throwing up also makes you shit diarrhea on the bathroom floor and so you got stuff coming out of both ends and it’s literally like the rock bottom of your entire life and then you end up blacking out on the bathroom floor.

“After that triple dipper and 14 shots of orange flavored vodka I performed a double dragon in the bathroom”

by EvilChihuahua17 July 18, 2025

Double Drenching

Double Drenching is the process of dropping fecal matter into a toilet and then urinating on it. You leave it in the toilet for 2 hours to absorb the juices, then pull the fesces out of the bowl. Freeze the log until the urine has created a glossy sheen around the turd. Use the frozen turn to lubricate your penis then ejaculate into a toilet bowl and drop the turd in it. Let it simmer for an additional 4 hours or until the toilet has become foggy. Reach into the bowl to retrieve your brown staff, and freeze it one last time. These logs are used for collection to impress your friends in which case they are Drench Rods.

"Did you hear Ron did some Double Drenching? His freezer is full of Drench Rods of different sizes!"

by TheDrencher December 28, 2024

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by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

The Double Chocolate Eclair

The act of taking a runny shit on another piece of shit.

person 1: metallica is like poop wrapped in runny poop
person 2: the double chocolate eclair.

by illshankyou December 16, 2011

Double Saddle

When a female and male both have to urinate at the same time. The female sits on the toilet and the male sits on top of her urinating between her thighs into the toilet.

Two people of the opposite sex need to pee at the same time with one bathroom available. The female sits on the toilet while the male sits on top of her and aims into the toilet between her thighs while peeing simultaneously. (Double Saddle)

by CBN0628 May 13, 2025

Double Barrel Shotgun

The act of wanking off two men simultaneously into your face.

Sarah pumped the double barrel shotgun into her face.

by MeinFeurer January 28, 2022