Double Parked

When you take a crap on top of someone else's unflushed dump.

"I had to go really bad, but the shitter was plugged with someone's turd. So I just double parked it."

by Back Alley Creeper. December 10, 2024

double sub

When someone posts something or makes a comment that is a "sub" and the person they sub, sub them back.

Did you see that sub on Facebook? That was almost as shady as the double sub in return!

by Chiquita_Bon1ta September 26, 2017

Double Double Animal Style

Commonly refers to the process of grabbing two drinks (usually vodka lemonade) with two straws and consuming them simultaneously, in turn saving you from lining up at the bar again.

*takes a sip of the two drinks simultaneously* followed by and aggressive "DOUBLE DOUBLE ANIMAL STYLE"

by ajayip covboy April 6, 2017

Double whammy

When a man and woman both pop a viagra after smoking weed followed by having sex for the rest of the night.

Every Saturday I find a new chick to “double whammy” at the club

by LuciferMorningstar87 September 26, 2019

Double DJ

When two guys lay down in a parallel fashion and finger each other in the buttox while at the same time making scratching noises with their mouths in unison.

Bro, I totally just Double Djed with Brad last night.
Wtf bro, that's so gay.
No bro it's so bro, bro.

by SoBroBroseph July 7, 2011

Double bullets

Both middle fingers raised, a signal of serious complaint or derision

That guy charged me $400 bucks for the filter in my car, Double Bullets to that - mIm mIm - I say.

by Cc38su October 15, 2015

Double buttjob

When two women put their butts together and in between is a man's penis. They twerk on each other with him in between until he ejaculates. They jerk him off with their posteriors

As a birthday present for her husband, she and her friend gave him a double buttjob

by Mason 1170 July 27, 2016