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White Boy Vibe 

Not necessarily white, nor a boy, or even a person, "White Boy Vibe" describes a being which oozes privilege from every clear-skinned pore of their toned body. Generally unaffected by life's woes, those who possess a white boy vibe seem to have led an easy, comfortable life. Despite everything they have in life having been handed to them on a silver platter, someone with a white boy vibe is likely to denounce this fact. Instead, they are determined to prove to everyone - especially to minorities, women, or those who have lead harder lives than them - that they have learnt every ounce of what they have, whilst seeming loftily unaware of their privilege to a surprising extent.

Contrary to popular belief, to have a white boy vibe you don't need to be especially privileged. The only criteria is that you are more privileged than the person you are speaking to, or feel in some manner 'better than them' in your mind, so that you may shamelessly act like you believe you are far superior than them.
"Tyrone paid for everything, no matter what I said, even though I asked him out this time," moaned Jessica.
"Surely thats a good thing? It shows chivalry isn't dead!" Amber asked, puzzled.
"No, that's not the point!" Jessica rolled her eyes, "He just had such a white boy vibe, it was like he was looking at my purse and thinking 'that poor thing, it's starving'. He didn't think I was an equal!"
White Boy Vibe by AilsaEek June 11, 2019

White man problems 

When a guy has a less than average penis size.
Jimmy showed me his dick yesterday, he definitely has white man problems!

White strawberry 

cumming on someone’s asshole after vaginal sex. then rubbing it in the cum and putting a butt plug in the asshole so it would look like a white strawberry.
I did the white strawberry to my girlfriend last night

White Highway 

Term for coke or someone who has coke in their system
John: look at Stephens nose, looks like he took the White Highway

White Peyote 

Slang for cocaine; originated in Jackson Hole, WY.
Man, those vodka red bulls are kicking in. I just talked to my wife and she said I was cool to party, let’s get some white peyote and take this to the next level.

White Noise 

White people complaining about racially motivated decisions that are perceived to negatively impact white people, whilst more important things are going on but are covered up by the 'white noise'.
"The government is tapping our phon-" BREAKING NEWS: NEW MERMAID MOVIE HAS BLACK MERMAID! WHITE PEOPLE ARE MAKING WHITE NOISE EVERYWHERE!