Online as fuck

In FPS ( First person shooter) is something good players call the kids that are internet superstars but when the time comes to LAN they either flop completely or perform sub-par mainly because a large majority of them actually cheat and can't actually perform without them.

"Dude Alex is online as fuck but it won't matter in next week's LAN"

by Angela(Hysteria) December 8, 2009

Fucking shit

"Shit" but worse

Holy fucking shit!

by Me you dick June 25, 2017

drunk as fuck

eating so many Olive Garden breadsticks that you get drunk

Matt: "Yo dude, put those breadsticks down."
Zack: "Fuck dude, I'm drunk as fuck dude..."

by big billy catfish April 9, 2019

fuck the 5.0

means fuck the police, very handy term

fuck the 5.0, they put me in the drunk tank last night

by brookelin April 21, 2006

bitch fuck

to fuck a dog especially a female dog... up the ass... doggy style

its not cheating if u bitch fuck a dog... cuz its YOUR dog

by Zach September 23, 2004

Cum-Fuck

A guy or girl that likes to fuck or have sex with their own cum or someone else's cum. Can also apply to someone who is on speed or who has dropped an E that is able to produce loads of pre-cum to self-lubricate the fuck hole!

"Did you see how Barry cum-fucked that street whore?"

"First I'm gonna cum on your hard cock and then you can cum-fuck my tight little pussy!"

"That nasty little fuck Mikie was cum-fucking the arse out of a guy on the fire escape!"

"Last night I was cum-fucked!"

by The Moody Poet September 9, 2008

fuck buck

its when you peel the label off of a bottle of beer (ie. Sam Adams Pale ale) perfectly, then you can give a girl the label and she has to have sexual intercourse with you

hey girl, here is this fuck buck, you have to fuck me now.

by bkkilllasquad August 21, 2008