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John

Noun; can be used in place of of any object or thing
Man put that John away
I gotta go charge my John

Bros got a bag full of Johns
by SlickDook69 January 24, 2023
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John

Most boring, fucking basic ass name
Person 1: Hey! What’s your name?
Person 2: John!
Person 1: oh fuck *walks away*
by Zxulh February 6, 2022
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Big Chuck and Little John

Look at big chuck and little John coming In starting new gossip
by 23Birderman August 10, 2023
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John Willy

After a spot of tea, I rode his John Willy.
by Brownald December 31, 2021
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John

He can easily twerk on to men at the same time he doesn’t care about feeling mens private areas In his butt

John loves to ride till he can’t ride no more
Ayoo your being John

Damn why you so John

I like men I’m a John

I suck a mean cock ima John
by Mymameiscockadoo November 22, 2021
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Nathan John

Builds best motorbike ramps ever.
Wow Nathan john you so much better building motorbike ramps in building things then any of his brothers.
by Dr knowsmorethanyou September 16, 2020
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John-Ellis

A male sucking the ducks of multiple men at once. Whilst singing. Enough said.
Did you see Toby leave with those Mexicans?“
“Yeah, I think he’s going to do a John-Ellis.”
by JimmyBobbySmurfius June 1, 2020
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