John

John is a man with a small penis, but the size of his big head makes up for it

Wow have you seen the size of John’s big head and I’m not talking about the one in his pants!!

by Mrs_B_12 November 23, 2021

John Wick

Somebody who is extremely good at what he does i.e games/football

" hey did you hear about * insert name *

" yeah, he's such a John Wick "

by HSK420 January 9, 2019

john lee

Version 1: A musical artist.

Version 2: The Geo archon's vessel from the popular gacha game, Genshin Impact.

1: John Lee's songs are so good!

2: John Lee simping.

by kaewa simp June 27, 2021

John

A boy who wants a girl that’s not for him. John usually goes after the wrong girl , the girl who’s over him. He often fumbles his chances with the girl that actually cares and wants him.

John a boy who often goes for the wrong girl.

by Doesn’tthetruthhurtbae? November 19, 2023

John Sadly is still the only guy in London

There is only one guy in London his name is John

John Sadly is still the only guy in London

by potvaliant cloud June 25, 2024

John davidson

The bitchiest in the friend group; always whining like a bitch and sounding like a bitch

John Davidson you’s a bitch

by Big dick mentality October 17, 2019

john ross robertson ps

a school in toronto where all the rich white kids go. all the boys are short asf, and most are usually loud and annoying. all the girls have the newest iphones, even the kids in 1st grade cuz their rich asf

kid: hey what school do you go to?

kid 2: john ross robertson ps

kid 1: damn i feel bad for u

by uglybitch69 January 31, 2023