Ur Mom 

A come back or how to answer someone if they want to hang out and u don’t

A: You’re so stupid

B: Ur Mom

A: I-I—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: Ur Mom

A: oh ok……Well maybe another time! bye :/

Ur Mom by anonymous March 22, 2022

Ur Mom 

Perfect come back and if anyone you don’t wanna hang out with asks you what your doing say this

A: Your the dummest person ever like nobody likes you

B: ur mom

A: uh—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: ur mom

A oh….. maybe another time! oh— uh- bye

Ur Mom by Ur mom is hot.. ;) March 22, 2022

Ur mom 

The guy that says this is probably a retard

Jimmy:Ur mom!
Mark:Ur a fucking retard piece of shit

Ur mom by coRReLLdeeZ March 23, 2022

Your Mom 

your mother

Your mom is nice.

Your Mom by george washington macaroni March 23, 2022

Your Mom 

A whale. A cow, perchance. 500+ lbs. at the very minimum.

Chad: Your mom is wicked fat.

Your Mom by The Definer Your Mom March 23, 2022

ur mom 

someone doin ur mom

person 1:im doin ur mom
person 2:UYAGWEVDYGHCUTFGC7TRC/8YF8T

ur mom by ur mom doer March 23, 2022

Your mom 

the best p*ssy in the world

Girl: your mom
Boy: HAS THE BEST P*SSY IN THE WORLD

Your mom by anonymous March 23, 2022