Double rub

When a female has her back rubbed by one hand and the male strokes himself with the other hand.

I went home with him on the third date and we relaxed on the couch. He started to rub my back. When I looked over he was rubbing himself. It was the double rub.

by Jimbo Chicken fucker May 31, 2018

double cannibalism

when your bestie says you should eat each other out.

anna: lets eat each other out
milluki: hoe that's double cannibalism

by annaa.rosee July 22, 2021

double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday my guy

by double chonker September 30, 2022

Double circumcision

The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.

John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "

Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"

by S. Millows June 2, 2020

Double Boiler

The act of two big bodied persons sandwiching a smaller person in between them for an uncomfortably long period of time to make the smaller person feel as if they are boiling to death.

Person 1: Hey man, how was the drive down here?

Person 2: Awful, I was stuck in a double boiler in the back seat the whole way.

by Greezymoney April 24, 2025

Double Bono

Scoring a "zero" in two or more aspects/categories of any type of game. Being so disengaged and useless that your teammates literally forgot you were playing for awhile there.

Uh oh - did you really just get 0 kills and 0 damage? Bro, you just pulled a Double Bono!

by TreyPuttz May 9, 2019

Double gas back

When you burp and fart at the same time

Oh shit i just had a double gas back

by Diarrheabruh April 1, 2022