The Kelly and Klein or K n K

To have a 6 and 9 in your hole cards in texas hold'em.

I won that hand with the K n K

by Ryan June 3, 2004

Scoop n’ Score

A term in gridiron football used to describe a fumble by an offensive player, hence the “scoop”, recovered by the defense and returned for a touchdown, hence the “score”.

And we fumble it…and they get it, and they get a fucking scoop n’ score. What a fantastic fucking way to end the game. GODFUCKINGDAMMIT

by Cyclonic Torpedo January 3, 2024

Schmeat n' great

The act of docking and then flexing your penis' to mimic shaking hands

Matt and Andy met up and had a schmeat n' great, better than a hand shake for sure

by Pumpkin spice clitoris March 26, 2023

kum n go

When an AMAB hold in a poop for so long that it accumulated enough mass that it stimulates the prostate enough on the way out to cause an ejaculation.

Kevin held in his poop for so long he ended up doing a kum n go in the toilet.

by Failstaff November 15, 2022

Pump fakin n booty shakin

When someone is lying and you know it

I was with her last night

Stop pump fakin n booty shakin

by Ave’on smith September 23, 2022

Slurp n' turp

When someone does something surprising, genius and slightly funny they have made a slurp n' turp action.

If you are know for doing these things often, you become a slurp n' turp.

"Wow he just build a bridge to safe a cat from across the river, that's so slurp n' turp!

by Emmachamp February 1, 2017

Cock n' Ball Torture

When a chicken and a basketball get fucking beat so hard the cock can't produce any more eggs, and the basketball can't be played with.

Cock n' Ball Torture is a good way to not pay child support

by 53414539 April 29, 2022