Common parlance among tabloid sports journalists for scoring a goal in football. Unwittingly, they are also referencing an obscure gay sex act whereby one participant stretches the other's scrotum taut across his mouth and pokes his tongue between the balls.
by EinZweiDie January 01, 2011
by Vinegaringle June 18, 2011
"After my chili cheese fries, I accidentally hot bag lunched my girl when she asked me to go down on her"
"My girl likes the way my warm breath feels when I hot bag lunch her"
"My girl likes the way my warm breath feels when I hot bag lunch her"
by Deadbrother February 04, 2009
that chick is such a skanky hoe bag!
by Audrey Sickles August 27, 2008
by Thrushbeard March 10, 2005
a female who is not only a meanlingless uninteligable waste to society, but who also spreads her legs quite easlily.
Dave: "Dude, did you hear about Carl's old lady creepin' with that tool Lenny?"
Al: "No man, but I knew she was a douche bag whore when he shacked up with her!"
Al: "No man, but I knew she was a douche bag whore when he shacked up with her!"
by Amfeezy October 10, 2006
When a group of heterosexual men get together for a "day of gay", with one male homosexual. Then they take turns squating over the man's mouth, masturbating and dipping their testicles in and out of his mouth.
See those guys, they think they are mack daddies, but I know they had a tea bag party with Mr. Wilson.
by J-Right November 09, 2009