one-handed tumble

Using one hand to scroll through pornography on Tumblr while using the other hand to manually stimulate the genitals.

The One-Handed Tumble is my favorite way to unwind before bedtime.

by TastyManBeef November 9, 2017

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Sopping Hand Job

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.

He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time

by jondich January 20, 2021

me-time hand

The hand used for masturbating.

You're getting a tattoo on your hand? Is that your me-time hand?

by Bill.yeg January 2, 2019

wandering hand

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands" With Hanna, She would not stop getting wet.

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands"

by DrunkenValor April 28, 2016

Hand Shannon

When a girl pours pumpkin spice lattee on your dick and then gives you a handjob

I got a hand shannon last night from a stranger in a parking lot. Now i have to shower

by rubbahbandman October 11, 2017

Hand

Most sexy thing ever

When i was a kid i saw mona lisa from my school art book. The fisty time i saw her... with hands one her knee... how do i say this, i had a boner

by Yoshikage kiraaaaa September 5, 2020