Zayne John

To kanga sit on a toilet and spray paint the bowl.

Fred just "Zayne John" the flipping toilet again, there's shit everywhere.

by CaptainWannaB October 6, 2023

John

Always right

That man is such a John at math

by Homie j May 12, 2021

Pulling a John

A guy who gets daily wet dreams of fucking a humanoid horses from My Little Pony (Rainbow Dash), and maybe with a threesome of Rainbow Dash AND Sunset Glimmer! He loves specifying little details of fucking her, and uses GbayIsCyclone’s adlib against him. (Adlib: That’s How It Works, Yo!)

John: So bro Rainbow Dash and I fucked, and u were walking in and was scarred

GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.

John: That’s how it works, yo!

GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!

by GbayIsCyclone September 2, 2022

John

his last name is fucking longer than both his first and middle name combined

"hey have you met john pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisdeitysmurglewithermith?"
"what is that fucking last name"

by superbigmaster June 21, 2023

John

michael's semen drinking lover

hot sexy ass tal clone 1: oh yes John is shit

by Tal the sexy June 23, 2020

john ogelby

The best drummer MILKK has ever had. Won't ever find him without a hat/beanie on. A sweet heart but very shy.

You know John Ogelby?

The best drummer in milkk? yes I know him.

by coco4548 October 27, 2019

John Passant

A versatile saying, phrase, action, noun, or adjective. Could be used reactionary, mid-sentence, or as an insult.

1. "Just John Passant me that gyatt G"
2. "On John Passant you ain't getting these chips"
3. "Who am I? John Passant."

by CharlesGremmyG November 4, 2024