Miller hand

Swelling, blistering or lacerations of the skin between the thumb and index finger due to excessive opening of screw-off bottle tops.

"I've got a bad case of Miller hand after drinking that crate of beer last night"

by ClownWithNoShoes November 24, 2014

Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.

“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”

by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021

100% Hand Sanitizer

Waiting to be found at Area 51, the government has restricted much needed progress for Human development and advancement.

100% Hand Sanitizer is used on aliens to sterilize them so they can't make babies

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 29, 2021

Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

French Hand

When a man gets a handjob and has his pubes braided at the same time.

I got a french hand yesterday. My crouch looks like snoop dogg.

by g-mancer December 5, 2011

Emoty-handed

When you get sent home through enemy territory and you're all in your feelings about it.

Ea-Nasir treated me with such contempt and left me emoty-handed.

by Uh_khakis May 4, 2021

Hands

Knows how to fight.

Did you see that fight? John has hands

by DownSouthSlang February 14, 2022