Global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts

noun

A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.

After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.

by lucky-cat-generator February 11, 2025

fart cupcake

Someone or something who looks pretty but is really crummy

bruce Jenner is a real fart cupcake everyone thinks she's pretty then they look down

by Thekilz348 September 14, 2016

Fart Sandwich

A fart of such strong intensity that it can be tasted, and remains of which linger in the nose and mouth.

Everyone cleared the room after eating the dog’s fart sandwich.

by Dr Irka January 2, 2021

Fart

The cry of an imprisoned turd!

Everytime I fart it's like my turds are crying to be released from the prison confines of my asshole.

by Servinmervin November 22, 2021

gravitational fart

to shit your pants

"sorry bro- just had a huge, unexpected gravitational fart... totally put atrial fibrillation in my rhythm..."

by coolbean_z August 16, 2023

old fart

greedy president /some one whose in charge

Oh look the middle east is full of old farts

by donnytrumy April 23, 2017

forum farting

The act of correcting someone else in a forum (internet or in real life) in a manner where no one else appreciates the correction other than the person doing correcting. Usually the person doing the correction is also factually incorrect.

I had to sit in on a meeting with the corporate executives today. They pretty much spent the whole time congratulating themselves on a job well done and forum farting on one another about technical details of a the project they understood poorly.

by cinnabunzable August 23, 2011