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mega penis 

A person who loves to play within they’re dick all the time and wont stop for a second
Man your such a mega penis your jacking it right now
mega penis by Hentiatits February 23, 2018

adderall penis 

A side effect in which your penis will not be able to get hard and/or will pee a lot.

This will usually last 6 hours on generic (IR - Instant Release) adderall and 12 hours on extended release.
I tried having sex but I had adderall penis.

Robot Penis

When a person/doushe inhales nicotine/smoke/vapor from a robotic device that requires a wattage to be set before inhaling
Yo man I’m going to hit my vape(aka robot penis) real quick.
Robot Penis by Am Byles May 29, 2018

Bacon Penis

A penis wrapped in bacon. A cork wrapped in pork. Ex. “Harold - can we bring out the old bacon penis again tonight?” “Of course honey, got it prepping in the toaster oven already”. Slap it, wrap it, and enjoy.

Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.
Want a bite of this bacon penis? Actually, don’t bite it, that would hurt.
Bacon Penis by ATLBOARDY August 24, 2018

Small penis weirdo 

a person with a small penis who is weird
that man is a small penis weirdo
Small penis weirdo by big gae 69 October 8, 2018

Brandens penis 

Massive horse cock, will absolutely rip apart your ass hole
Girl: whip out dick
Branden: pulls it out
Girl:You have a brandens penis
Brandens penis by Girl that is hot December 7, 2018