Fake a shit

Hiding out in the bathroom to avoid responsibilities or people under the pretense of taking a dump. Sometimes occurs after actually shitting by way of extended toilet time.

The only time my wife gives me peace is when I fake a shit.

I wrote this definition while faking a shit.

by Vaginatron June 27, 2016

shit spam

email recived that goes directley to trash

all this shit spam filling up the garbage bin

by all in yo ass June 25, 2016

Shit for Shat

1) Quid Pro Quo. A pun, or play on words of the phrase "Tit for Tat".
An exchange, trade, barter or agreement, where favors, or other like-valued things, ideas or services are exchanged for one another.

2) A retrospective bowl movement.

"Wow Bob, you get sexual favors, AND breakfast from this girl? All for fixing her malware-ridden computer?"
"Absolutely Tim, it's all shit for shat, after all."

by NCWookieHerder May 22, 2016

Screendoor shit

Watery and would not be stopped by the wire.

I took a screendoor shit this morning.

by Bridog57 May 12, 2016

shit conversation

A conversation that contributes nothing to anyone at all. Usually while drunk or high but sometimes just with friends.

Everyone has sat in their friend's backyard at 2:00am at one point, having a shit conversation about something stupid.

by firecharizard May 19, 2016

Shit hooker

Someone who pedals shit, sells junk. Hence the name shit + hooker.

There's some shit hooker selling fake sunglasses in the parking lot!

by Woodpimp January 19, 2018

shit dance

The little dance you do when deciding to shit in the ultra gross public outhouse or walk the half mile to the clean indoor shower/toilet building at your favorite campground. You can't hold it anymore and succumb to the outhouse, surrounded in putrid stench.

Every morning I have to do the fucking "Shit Dance". If only i could wake up a little earlier.

by Zockoism January 22, 2018