A man who can't count how many chromosomes he has. he hates when people steal coal for them and will hate them for eternity if they do so. He is the largest speed on Earth and likes playing mobile games as much as Miller. He tries to suck his own penis but gets stuck because he isn't flexible enough. Slow ass runner with an IQ equivalent to a rock.
"Joe, what the fuck."
by Eric Benedict February 26, 2020
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The asshole judge from MasterChef who makes Gordon Ramsay look nice, he's not even a real chef and just inherited everything from his mother. Also he's a fucking asshole.
by TheForbiddenSilver December 1, 2025
Get the Joe Bastianich mug.Joe is a guy who gets a haircut once a year and bumlicks damola. Joe spends all his money on vbucks and thinks he can say the N-word even though he's Asian and isn’t black. He is also shite at football and will miss open goals and heads the ball randomly even though its waist height. He also thinks he can make remixes and has a shit YouTube channel called joenb and joenbremixes. He may also have some weird form of speech problem as all he says is “wayne” “says you dumb” and “tring tring”
Jake: Joe why do you randomly head the ball
Joe:”tring tring”
Jake: what do you mean
Joe:says you dumb
Joe:”tring tring”
Jake: what do you mean
Joe:says you dumb
by Mike ox small October 26, 2019
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