Friend 

Someone who says they care about you, but doesn’t. They will leave the SECOND something goes slightly wrong for them. Steer clear of the fakes of the world. They will break your heart.

Morgan was my friend.

Friend by Frances Smith December 31, 2018

Friend 

Some one who throws their phone at you, kick your feet and threatens you everyday. It’s not called bullying it’s friendship and if they do that then buy them some food they deserve it

uR sUcH a FRiEnD

Friend by ididurmomanddad January 11, 2019

Friendcest 

When a huge group of friends (guys and girls) can’t keep it in their pants and they just all Hook up with each other. If you interrupt the cycle, you WILL be shamed.

Chad: Bro after the game last night I got blasted off my Juul and hooked up with Becky

Brad: Bro I hooked up with her too

Chad: bro it’s friendcest

Friendcest by Felicialangly January 26, 2019

Friend Promise 

A promise between friends that can NEVER be broken and is more significant than swearing on your dead fish’s grave. Breaking a friend promise is breaking a friendship.

I friend promise you that I didn’t take your rose water perfume.

Friend Promise by 🤠😛🥳 February 17, 2019

Friend 

SomethIng that i have none of

Perosn 1: hey who's she *points at me*
Person 2: shes the girl with no friends

Friend by Philtrash1 June 2, 2019

Friend 

Something i have none of

Peep 1:whos she?*points at me
Peep 2: the girl with no friends
Peep 3 and 1: oh okay

Friend by Philtrash1 June 2, 2019

Friend zone 

The friend zone is the NO NO place. If u like someone, then u better step up ur game or u will be locked in the friend zone. Look at it this way: the friend zone is ur grandmas stinky toe cheese and u don’t want to smell that shit.

Boy:will u go out with me?*frikkin desperate
Girl: oh Carl, I didn’t know u felt that way
Boy: *feeling like he wants to drown
Random dude: oof u just got hit with the friend zone stick
Boy: *now feeling like he wants to die
Girl: I like u but not that way* walks away with a smile on her face
Boy: * wants to be buried alive

Friend zone by Sookifanilo June 3, 2019