Blue waffle

when papa smurf creams THE FUCK out of another smurf

papa smurf: I just gave grouchy a blue waffle.

by bonnie'slilbabybonbon January 28, 2022

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Blue Tie

This is an alias for Zubin Sedghi, a member of Tally Hall (stylized as tallyhall or tally hall), a band from Ann Arbor, Michigan. They went on a hiatus in 2011. He was the bassist and one of the vocalists for the band. He solo wrote two songs for the band, The Trap, and

Person 1: Hey, what are the tally hall tie colors again?
Person 2: Red tie is Joe, Blue Tie is Zubin, Yellow Tie is Rob, Gray Tie is Ross, and Green Tie is Andrew.
Person 1: Oh, cool, Thanks!

by kiwikatz2017 November 26, 2025

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simping & blues

A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).

“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”

by DJ Dash September 12, 2021

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