Zach

An alcoholic who caught an Afghanistan Slushy from a call girl, this man has cock size issues.

Guy 1: remember that guy from HR for Afghan Slushie ?

Guy 2: yeah I heard his name is Zach.

by Get real 23 April 30, 2025

Zach

Zack is someone who sits in his room puffing on a Geekbar, and playing Fortnite practically all day.

Stranger1: Hey i met a guy the other day
Stanger2: how was he?
Stanger1: he was a nigger
Stanger2: so like zach?
Stanger1: yea…(sigh)

by lollygaggerorsomething May 1, 2025

Zach

Zach, someone who puffs on a geekbar all day, playing fortnite and being a tier 3 gooner all day long. or something like literally or something.

Stranger1: Hey i met a guy last night…
Stranger2: How was he?
Stranger1: he was like a nigger
Stranger 2: so like zach?
Stranger1: yea…

by lollygaggerorsomething May 1, 2025

Zach

'Zach' is cool gen Z word used in Afrikaans for having sex.

I'm going to 'Zach' Bryan means I'm going to have sex with Bryan.

by Bfpf June 20, 2025

Zach

A man who loves swimming in pee. Usually seen outside of vape shops looking for emo children to befriend, despite being 18. Number 1 sweaty buff furry lover!!!

Guy 1: That guys breath smelt like straight doodoo
Guy 2: must be a zach

by Zachhater69 September 24, 2025

Zach

Verb; "Zach" is an alternative term referring to the act of sexually assaulting someone/something.
This particularly applies to a certain wicked bitch of the south (C.W) who cant handle a single prank call.

Quick, lets Zach her!

by SecretSquirter October 4, 2025

Zach

Verb; "Zach" is an alternative term referring to the act of sexually assaulting someone/something.
This particularly applies to a certain wicked bitch of the south (C.W) who cant handle a single prank call.
This refers to Zach Pawley.

Quick, lets Zach her!

by SecretSquirter October 4, 2025