windows

a rather broad collection of software by microsoft with a broad range of quality:

windows 95 - sux0rific
windows 98 - not that bad
windows me - what a ripoff of 98
windows xp - one of da greatest!
windows nt/2000 - em... corporate stuff
windows 3.1 - the ULTIMATE 133732+ OS!

which VERSION of windows do YOU use?

by cspeye December 26, 2003

bootleg windows 7

A fake copy of windows 7 downloaded from a torrent website. Usually comes with security loop holes and hidden viruses thats undetectable with anti-virus programs.

I downloaded a free copy of a bootleg windows 7 but I know there is a virus hidden some where in it but I don't feel like doing anything about it.

by DoomTHREE-d April 17, 2010

Wishy Warshy Windows

Not exactly sure what it means, but a modern interpretation might be;said by Dustin's Grandpa when looking at the windows of his house, possibly rambling on about how the windows need to be cleaned or washed, even though you don't "wash" windows

(Looking at the windows on the front of his home and pointing to them) Dustin's Grandpa- Wishy Warshy Windoews

by Ray February 2, 2005

Windows Phone 7

A next-gen mobile OS from the techno giant Microsoft. It has been called "revolutionary, new-age, perfect consumer device", and has been said to be giving Apple a run for their money.

Jeff: I just got a Windows Phone 7 device.

Janet: Really can I see it.

Jeff: Yeah.

Janet: This is SO cool.

by hitRECordjoe September 11, 2010

Windows

1) Noun- A major epic fail
Noun 2- A computer software that's plagued by viruses, spyware, and other malware. Is known for being deathly slow, and freezing at the worst of times.

Noun (1):

The kid tripped on his way to Math and his friend remarked, "Nice window in the hallway."

Noun (2)- After 9 hours of typing, Marc's computer, running windows, froze right when he was going to save his major essay due the next day.

by dr octogonapus rahhh January 21, 2009

windows update

Something dumb...

Windows update is a fancy term for fucking up your pirated copy of windows.

by Helga February 13, 2004

microsoft windows

despite what you hear, a pretty decent operating system (although its probably not worth 200 dollars...). It works fine, its very n00b friendly, and all it takes to install a program is a double click. yes, it crashes (of course windows me crashes a lot more...). so does linux, mac, freebsd, solaris... all operating systems crash. People who complain about it crashing are people who try to tinker with it. windows isnt made for tinkering, otherwise it would be open source. you wanna mess with stuff get gentoo freebsd. i've leave my windows machine on for months and it works just as fine as my notebook with linux on it. if windows were as bad as linux zealots said then it wouldnt be able to be sold for 200 bucks.

almost anything you do in any operating system an be done in any other operating system. just get the one you think has the prettiest gui.

example must include the term microsoft windows

by borstalbreakout September 22, 2006