Small Willied Man

A man who possesses a willy so small he takes his anger and jealousy out on everybody and thinks he has the biggest willy known to man. Generally gets disgusted anytime penises are mentioned in fear someone might ask him about his own.

Small-Willied Man- Man you are so bad at this game, I'm so much better than you fag, you're trash haha I'll fuck your mum

Big Willied Hero- You are the heredity ancestor of the small willied man, Penis Miniscullus.

by An actual Big Willed Lad June 9, 2018

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Free Willie

To have sex without a condom

"Thou other day Thine havist participated in fornication Joselean"
"Did thoust go Free Willie?"
"Indeed thine did"

by Dr. Prof. Tall Hat, MD. January 30, 2012

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Wet Willie

A joke some people play at parties. It consists of poking your finger first into your own mouth and then into your "friend"'s ear. It was originated on the "SpongeBob SquarePants" cartoon show. SpongeBob played it on Patrick Star.

Patrick: "Did you stick your tongue in my ear, SpongeBob?"

SpongeBob: "No, Patrick--I gave you a Wet Willie!"

Patrick: "Oh, okay. I thought you were doing something gross!"

by Rank Frank March 28, 2012

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willie horton

When you get your wife/boss/obligor to let you out of some obligation to go do something you would rather do elsewhere that you probably should not do.

I pulled a Willie Horton and got out of that meeting and went to the bar and the Cubs game.

by rentdue September 12, 2013

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