Brown Hoody

When the condom gets lodged in the anus during pullout, partially exposing the condom and it's exterior and interior contents to the elements

Did you hear about Baby Brett's first time with Lolo? IT was good until the end, which resulted in a brown hoody.

by Lolo and Baby Brett January 15, 2015

Brown Frown

referring to schwag. A low quality brown marajuiana

by Curtlow April 27, 2003

John Browning

A gun designer with over 100 gun patents to his name, all of which were successfully sold and put into production. His first patent was for a rifle and sold for $8,000 during the late 1800s. Corrected for inflation, this would be enough to live off the interest in comfort. His most profitable design sold for an estimated $50,000. Many of his models are still in use today, such as the 1911 .45 ACP and the M2 machine gun, which is nearly unchanged beyond higher quality materials even to this day. Followed the engineering concept of KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid.

He was a member of the LDS faith, also known as Mormons.

John Browning was a genious with gun design.

by Napoleon the Clown July 8, 2006

Brown Rice

A term used to address someone of both Asian and African descent.

Dude, that guy's dad is black, but his mom is Japanese! He's totally brown rice!

by Raikonia April 3, 2010

brown mushroom

After a prolonged bout of anal sex, the giving party turns the recieving party around and proceeds to thwack them on the forehead with their penis/dildo leaving a brown mushroom in its stead. Also known as the brown mushroom to go, because one does not want to stick around after giving a brown mushroom.
notes: brown mushroom is only theoretical, poo does not actually stick to the penis in quantities that would make this act possible.

Johnny gave Jenny a brown mushrrom...to go.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2004

Lemon Brown

A person from the story "The Treasure of Lemon Brown" of whom has been underlined every single time in the text book.

Is also a very gruesome sexual act where a woman releases feces onto a mans mouth. The women then shoves a lemon colored dildo down the mans throat thus hitting his gag reflex and inducing vomit onto the woman's bare chest as they get each other off. The man cums onto the girls chest, and then proceeds lick up the mixture.

"I'm Lemon Brown." "Pedophile!"

"Today were reading about Lemon Brown!" "You read porn in literature??" :O*Gasp* "I want to be in that class!"

by Sarah!Think of a username! March 6, 2010

the brown note

the frequency of sound that makes you uncontroably shit yourself!

i was walking down the street, saw a beautiful girl... then a noise sounded from afar and as we looked deep into eachothers eyes, we both shit ourselves uncontroably..... the brown note strikes again.

by Brandon B. And Nick K. June 11, 2006