fair weather friend

A friend who only wants to hang out when he/she is in a good mood. They say that they'd rather not make their friends unhappy, and use this as an excuse to break off engagements on a moment's notice if his/her mood changes.

I was planning to hang out with Mike today, but he's such a fair weather friend that he called me five minutes before he was supposed to show up and canceled because he said he's feeling down.

by commiebobo November 26, 2009

Weetard

A person who has become retarded due to large overdoses of weed and usually dies in a stupid way

Bryan used to be a nice person until he became a weetard. If only he had stayed away from that tricycle he would still be here today.

by Timboslice102 May 5, 2011

Weather Slut

One who irresponsibly sleeps with another due to impending natural disasters.

You slept with Jon during Hurricane Irene? When did you become such a weather slut?

by Chinese Jade September 7, 2011

Bad weather fan

A person who still cheers for the Chicago Cubs after all this time. Or they also like the Detroit Lions.

Chicago Cubs
Detroit Lions
Washington Nationals
Chicago Bears
Any other sports team that sucks

bob: Look at Dylan he's wearing a cubs shirt
Joe: Doesn't he know they lost last night
bob: he must be a bad weather fan they haven't won the world series in at least a hundred years

by john dick doe July 22, 2010

fair weather

a fake friend.
who will be a best friends, but be careful, because they will backstab you quicker than lightning.

mary elizabeth harpel is a fucking fair weather.

by victom1 April 2, 2009

Weething

The act of releasing weed smoke from the mouth, and inhaling the weed smoke directly in through the nostrils. Often displayed by more experienced weed connoisseurs.

"Keith has become so good at weething his hits!"
-"Too bad his name is shitty."

by Loreli Benz November 6, 2011

Weetbices

The plural of Weetbix (R)

"I do eight Weetbices a day! How many do you do?"

by Speak English More Proper May 27, 2009