Wending

1. Exhibiting qualities which would be less than desirable for an earthworm.
2. The innability to think or make reasoned judgments based on intelligence.
3. The essence of unattractiveness, ex: <i>There is no way in hell I would ever even consider a world in which there was the smallest possibility that anyone remotely connected to me would even dream of going out with him, he's such a Wending!</i>
4. Stupid, ugly, and fat.
5. Dull and uninteresting.
6. The only known cure for insomnia.

The Wending was shot on sight for the mass murder of countless women. They died after sighting his ugly visage.

by lifeislikeagrapefruit January 14, 2009

Bangladeshi wedding

An act in which ripe diarrhea is sprayed upon a person by one or more participants. Usually the person being shat on is wearing bridal wear or traditional dress of the groom.

I'm sorry I can't attend your Bangladeshi wedding this weekend. I'm on a diet

by Top Indian Banquet Chef No.1 March 27, 2021

weening

To have a huge COCK

Wow, look at the Weening on that guy!

by Dude UK May 12, 2003

wedding

An important day coming up in Kevin Voelker's life.

Kevin Voelker & Kelly McNamee's wedding will be "off the hook".

by snowJT1 October 20, 2008

Royal Wedding

The chance for people to get inordinately pissed, and justify it saying its in the monarchies honor.

DUUUUDE Royal Wedding tomorrow
I know! let's go down the off-licence

by Sheepy156 May 22, 2011

royal wedding

a rimjob while a woman is crowning.

Cory: Dude, I heard you gave Pam a royal wedding.
Ilya: Ew, fuck, no. I'd rather cut a ball off.

by Gross McGee May 23, 2011

Weening

A term of some affection which means one who makes unusual actions and makes nervous jestures when in an athletic activity.

Such as " I want so much not to be a weening player"
Or "Dad, I need to make the squash team so the kids won't call me a weening"

by Arhtur Rabinowitz III May 14, 2003