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weak but bumpy

You are so beautiful, with an angel face, affectionate violet eyes, and a slender, weak but bumpy body. Your beauty will certainly be magnified countless times on the screen, beyond the secular. Hundreds of millions of men all over the world love your face at the meeting and are willing to pay money to watch your face on the screen. So am I, hoping to communicate with you and become friends.
by anonymous December 24, 2024
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Weak Streamer

A weak streamer is someone who doesn't have a very vital flow when they urinate, or takes a while to get the job done.
Calling someone a weak streamer is a hit on their manhood and is usually not taken lightly since it is a qualitative observation and not simply an insult. Could be considered fighting words.
"Damn bro, I never took you for a weak streamer, I guess that explains why Eric took your bitch."

"Hey weak stream, hurry up in there we gotta go too!"
by Jelly Jim July 2, 2019
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Weak squid

When there is an 8 man gangbang, put your dicks together facing the same way, like the tentacles of a squid
That weak squid we did last night was so arousing.
by d0gl0g November 23, 2019
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Instant weak

A state of amusement or to have found something funny.
A: Yo man check out this new cologne I got, smells fresh right?

B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.

A: Shut the fuck up!

B: Haha, oh man instant weak.
by RG3RM4N3L0CloakCloak3d November 22, 2010
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weak meek

when u sip smirnoff and hate to have a good time
dude stop being a weak meek and start crushing some cans
by Marvin k mooney 14 July 24, 2021
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Weak people

The human race (the one and only race there is) will only be allowed to give full and equal credit to the strength and heroics of both sexes (and all people, regardless of what they look like or who they fuck, whether it be the same or opposite sex) when they are finally allowed to give credit to all human weakness equally, and not focus on just the male half of human weakness. And thanks to human weakness, those days might be a long ways off, as human weakness tends to keep things off balance and off any course that could become/turn into anything but bullshit.
Once humans can honor all weak people equally (regardless of "race", sex, religion, orientation, any other category) they can finally begin to honor the strength in all people equally (regardless of "race", sex, religion, orientation, any other category). One day you might see a black James Bond, a female triple X, a gay or lesbian president, or anything else you can imagine, but that can only be if human weakness is honored as well (and without waking up and fighting, that won't happen).
by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022
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weak day

A day of the week resulting in which you're weak in some catagory. mental , physical, or both. This can cause you to do things you normally wouldn't do or cause you to not do things you normally can.
dude i had such a weak day i couldn't stop flirting with taken girls!

This weak day sucks i couldn't life a 20 pound bag.
by jttomaiko May 20, 2010
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