by fluffycock November 06, 2017
Someone who constantly post on social media whilst on holiday, at the airport, at the beach, by the pool...
by SocialMediaAvenger September 14, 2017
A person who masturbates in the room as soon as his roommate leaves, leaving behind no evidence of his deed unless the unfortunate roommate returns too quickly.
by HankyPanky4255 November 01, 2011
Someone who's being more than just a wanker, someone who pushes beyond being a twat and finally reaches the highest grade. An A-class Wanker.
by ☆ProblematicHoe☆ December 01, 2019
A person who comes to Japan on thier gap year to 'discover' themselves whilst saying YOLO every 2 minutes, walking around in a kimono, trying to 'immerse themselves in the culture', whilst failing completely, which only adds to their general twattery!
Look at that wanker, walking around in the kimono, he was always a good for nothing meff! Absolutely a kimono wanker!
by Boom1986 June 01, 2019
One of unusually small stature who never suffers from blisters or friction burns on the hands, having gained immunity after years of virtually non stop wanking.
by Threadpuller March 09, 2011
A person who masturbates furiously, so much so that they are throwing themselves around a room. Much like a person who is having an extreme fit.
by CampWodda June 14, 2010