wanker cranker

Any hoe willing to shit on a mans wanker to make it stand.
Boy she's a real wanker cranker
by fluffycock November 06, 2017
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Holiday wanker

Someone who constantly post on social media whilst on holiday, at the airport, at the beach, by the pool...
Laura's away again being a right holiday wanker
by SocialMediaAvenger September 14, 2017
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Phantom Wanker

A person who masturbates in the room as soon as his roommate leaves, leaving behind no evidence of his deed unless the unfortunate roommate returns too quickly.
Guy 1: Does your room mate have a girlfriend?
Guy 2: No, but I think he's a phantom wanker
by HankyPanky4255 November 01, 2011
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A-class Wanker

Someone who's being more than just a wanker, someone who pushes beyond being a twat and finally reaches the highest grade. An A-class Wanker.
You see that? That's what we call an A-class wanker
by ☆ProblematicHoe☆ December 01, 2019
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Kimono wanker

A person who comes to Japan on thier gap year to 'discover' themselves whilst saying YOLO every 2 minutes, walking around in a kimono, trying to 'immerse themselves in the culture', whilst failing completely, which only adds to their general twattery!
Look at that wanker, walking around in the kimono, he was always a good for nothing meff! Absolutely a kimono wanker!
by Boom1986 June 01, 2019
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Perpetual Wanker

One of unusually small stature who never suffers from blisters or friction burns on the hands, having gained immunity after years of virtually non stop wanking.
Well of course you don't get friction burns, you're a perpetual wanker.
by Threadpuller March 09, 2011
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Thrash Wanker

A person who masturbates furiously, so much so that they are throwing themselves around a room. Much like a person who is having an extreme fit.
He was such a Thrash Wanker that the tent pegs came out of the ground
by CampWodda June 14, 2010
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