ralph walker

A self righteous asshole who likes to preach to people about how to live their lives while in reality they are as crooked as can be. Comes off as a happy go lucky person, but after you get to know them you find that they are judgmental and prickish. They are usually rich and make damn sure you know it. They like to make sexual jokes.

"He's such a ralph walker; did you hear him preaching about Danny and his meth?"

by sleepswiththepigs February 28, 2018

Jack walker

A massive crackhead, likes the sound of his own voice and usually rather small

That boy there is a jack walker

by Jackwalker123 March 5, 2020

Gabriel Walker

The state of being fat and disturbed.

Austin sure is a Gabriel Walker right now, I hope he gets help soon.

by Tammy Wammy July 9, 2021

Hot walker

When the friction of your pants causes your random erection to fully climax

John had a hot walker on his way home from work.

by Dirtyjengo April 20, 2022

hill walker

Rich/has rich parents (living up in the hills)

There are two types of people, the hill walkers and the bottom dwellers.

by BurningParis1 March 5, 2019

Wall walker

A booger that is sticky and attached to the side wall of a person’s nostril and unable to be blown or picked from the nose.

Jimmy picked and blew his nose repeatedly and could not get the wall walker to come loose.

by John boy Walton December 30, 2019

Stalker walker

A stalker who’s a walker, pretty easy to understand

Ohs no’s a creepy stalker walker

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020