red waffle

like a blue waffle except instead of an extremely infected vagina, the vagina is excessively bleeding and clotting. just as disgusting as a blue waffle.
man a bue waffle aint got nothin on a red waffle!
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck March 12, 2010
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Polly waffle

A piece of shit about 6 inches long. Named after the brand of a chocolate bar which looks just like it.
i just dropped a big greasy polly waffle into the can.
by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006
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Laptop Waffle

When you take a poop on somebody's laptop, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect.
If you go on the myspace one more time, I'm going to make you a laptop waffle when you're at class.
by Jon Blaze 2k1 August 13, 2006
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chocolate waffle

A chocolate waffle is when you take a steamy turd on a girl's chest and then hit it with a tennis racket. SPLAT!!! Chocolate Waffle.
I caught my girl checking out some dudes at the bar, so I gave that cumdumpster a chocolate waffle.
by Joey T. September 08, 2007
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[Awful Waffle]

A hilarious prank popularized by the jokesters at Camp Anawana. First you must find syrup. Second you must find an unwilling participant. Remove the shirt of the individual you’ve found then place a tennis racquet across their belly. Take the syrup and pour it out on the racquet while pressing the racquet hard against the belly. Note: DO NOT FORGE TO CHANT: AWFUL WAFFLE. It’s humiliating and will bring hours of entertainment to your camp experience.
Donkey Lips really took that Awful Waffle well. I think the raping from Ug and Sponge was icing on the cake though.”
by Haul Pefner September 18, 2008
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Waffle Bitch

A cute girl you wouldn't mind sleeping with, but only if she made you waffles in the morning.
Friend: Dude that chick over there is a total waffle bitch!
You: Eh, she would have to make more than waffles for me to fuck her.
by Shoe55 December 25, 2011
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Waffle Bill

Pulling your ass cheeks apart, placing your unblinking brown eye on a sleeping persons nose.
Dave awoke with muffled scream under Kelly's waffle bill.
by Geraldo September 11, 2003
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