like a blue waffle except instead of an extremely infected vagina, the vagina is excessively bleeding and clotting. just as disgusting as a blue waffle.
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck March 12, 2010
A piece of shit about 6 inches long. Named after the brand of a chocolate bar which looks just like it.
by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006
When you take a poop on somebody's laptop, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect.
by Jon Blaze 2k1 August 13, 2006
A chocolate waffle is when you take a steamy turd on a girl's chest and then hit it with a tennis racket. SPLAT!!! Chocolate Waffle.
by Joey T. September 08, 2007
A hilarious prank popularized by the jokesters at Camp Anawana. First you must find syrup. Second you must find an unwilling participant. Remove the shirt of the individual you’ve found then place a tennis racquet across their belly. Take the syrup and pour it out on the racquet while pressing the racquet hard against the belly. Note: DO NOT FORGE TO CHANT: AWFUL WAFFLE. It’s humiliating and will bring hours of entertainment to your camp experience.
“Donkey Lips really took that Awful Waffle well. I think the raping from Ug and Sponge was icing on the cake though.”
by Haul Pefner September 18, 2008
Friend: Dude that chick over there is a total waffle bitch!
You: Eh, she would have to make more than waffles for me to fuck her.
You: Eh, she would have to make more than waffles for me to fuck her.
by Shoe55 December 25, 2011
by Geraldo September 11, 2003