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Vacation dick

When you have sexual interactions with a dick of remarkable size. Usually gives great pleasure as well. Much larger in comparison to the Boyfriend dick.
Sorry I couldn't make it last night, I was busy getting vacation dick.
by Mastercater June 12, 2016
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vacation dick

I dick that is so large you can only ride it once a year
Man I had so bomb ass vacation dick last night
by Spaggootter May 22, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick too big for everyday use. Something you could only handle as often as you go on vacation.
"You broke up with Mikey? I thought you liked him a lot."
"I do. But, he got that vacation dick. And, I ain't trying to have no vacation pussy, if you know what I mean. Besides, that shit hurt."
by NerdKilla June 16, 2016
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vacation dick

a dick that is enormous and amazing but cannot be handle by regular sized vaginas on a regular basis
I just got back from by cruise and I found a guy with an amazing vacation dick. It was so huge, but I couldn't handle it everyday.
by ponyfan90210 June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick so large it cannot be handled on a day to day basis.
He was totally rocking vacation dick, if I tried that every day I wouldn't be able to walk.
by windybritt June 16, 2016
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vaccination vacation

The act of driving a long distance to get the COVID vaccine, due to it being in too high of demand in one’s hometown.
I couldn’t get a vaccine appointment in Kansas City where I live, so I took a vaccination vacation and drove an hour and a half to Sedalia to get my COVID shot.
by Davidfreesefan23 March 21, 2021
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vacation dick

Vacation dick is either

1) Dick that you get on vacation. Having sex with someone while on vacation, or sometimes used to refer to dick you get when you're on vacation from your relationship.

2) The kind of dick you only want occasionally, or can only get occasionally. Often related to fuck buddies you don't see that often, or guys whose dick is particularly big/small/curved/whatever, and you wouldn't want to fuck them every day.
1) I got so much vacation dick during my study abroad!

2) Yeah, I got my fill of vacation dick while we were fighting. Now we're back together.

3) He's totally vacation dick. He calls once every two months, we fuck, and then we say "See ya in September!"

4) He had a total vacation dick. It was so curved, he was like a banana! We could only do, like, three positions without it snapping in half. You don't want that shit all the time.
by LaDiDaLady June 1, 2016
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