An evil unicorn made in the ass end of hell, come to invade the pastures of Unicorns and spread its evil poopness
(Adjective)- Poop Unicorn- a person that is differnt than everyone else, is outside the norm, and may be considered evil
(Adjective)- Poop Unicorn- a person that is differnt than everyone else, is outside the norm, and may be considered evil
by The Unicorn Specialist March 6, 2012
Get the Poop Unicorn mug.A condition caused by dropping a hit of LSD and waiting for an hour for the effects of the hallucinogen only to be disappointed that the dose was a total dud, so you take another dose and the first dose starts to kick in twenty minutes later, and then twenty minutes later the second dose begins to take effect, and within the next hour you find yourself in the middle of a parallel universe fucking a carnival ride horse that speaks in tongues; usually this state ends in arrest for multiple felonies and a good lesson learned: LSD results may vary.
1st tripper: I totally got purple unicorned last night?
2nd tripper: How come you're not in jail?
1st tripper: The carnival was closed and I just ended up in a pasture fuckin' a cow.
2nd tripper: How was she?
1st tripper: Fine ... until the bull showed up.
2nd tripper: How come you're not in jail?
1st tripper: The carnival was closed and I just ended up in a pasture fuckin' a cow.
2nd tripper: How was she?
1st tripper: Fine ... until the bull showed up.
by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 8, 2014
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by WillyDickCox April 11, 2015
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Your dream person. Your perfect person. The person to whom you wish to be with intimately more than anyone else. This person is characterized by the following statements and application rational.
Statements:
The unicorn is a rare mythological creature:
They have healing powers and can neutralize poison:
Rational:
Despite its rarity, everyone has a unicorn. But everyone’s unicorn is rare to them. This one person can sooth your soul and give you a sense of worth or completeness. Just the thought of this person can heal your innermost pain on the darkest of days. It’s the perfect person.
2. (negative)
The unreachable love. Too good to be true because her unicorn status is superficial. Because most unicorns are rare and out of touch, the truth of the unicorn is likely askew. Beauty is exaggerated and faults and other unattractive attributes are forgotten or discounted. It’s your true love…Mr. Right… dream girl… and endless pursuit of this unicorn can only lead to disappointment.
Your dream person. Your perfect person. The person to whom you wish to be with intimately more than anyone else. This person is characterized by the following statements and application rational.
Statements:
The unicorn is a rare mythological creature:
They have healing powers and can neutralize poison:
Rational:
Despite its rarity, everyone has a unicorn. But everyone’s unicorn is rare to them. This one person can sooth your soul and give you a sense of worth or completeness. Just the thought of this person can heal your innermost pain on the darkest of days. It’s the perfect person.
2. (negative)
The unreachable love. Too good to be true because her unicorn status is superficial. Because most unicorns are rare and out of touch, the truth of the unicorn is likely askew. Beauty is exaggerated and faults and other unattractive attributes are forgotten or discounted. It’s your true love…Mr. Right… dream girl… and endless pursuit of this unicorn can only lead to disappointment.
1. “I’ve been in love with Erin since the first time we went to dinner together. When I lost her, I felt as if a piece of my soul died; however every time I think of her, that piece of my soul glows like the moon. Yep, Erin, she is my unicorn. I would climb a mountain just to be with here for a minute!”
2. “Wake up idiot, she’s a moron!”
“No she’s not; she’s the nicest smartest person I know.”
“You say that because she’s your unicorn. You have chosen to forget about her criminal record and trends of stupidity! Snap out of it and look at who she really is!”
2. “Wake up idiot, she’s a moron!”
“No she’s not; she’s the nicest smartest person I know.”
“You say that because she’s your unicorn. You have chosen to forget about her criminal record and trends of stupidity! Snap out of it and look at who she really is!”
by Gino De Bernardo April 15, 2006
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Get the Unicorn Poop mug.A unicorn sighting is something magical that happens or is witnessed, that is otherwise indescribable. Usually it is a so-bad-that-it's-good type of situation or circumstance that is witnessed.
"Hey, I just saw a clown walk up to a bar and try to order a 5 dollar drink with pennies, and it's 2 in the afternoon. That's like, I don't even know."
"I think you just had a unicorn sighting."
"I think you just had a unicorn sighting."
by minime1114 May 25, 2011
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"Damn! I heard some bitch got punched in her left titty today!" "It must have been those trill ass niggas from unicorn mob again" "Yeah probably"
by Lil b the basegod November 21, 2011
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