turd vulture

when your toilet isnt working and your turd spins continually in a vulture-like motion

guy 1: dude ur toilets busted

guy2: what do u mean?

guy 1: well u got a major turd vulture in there...

guy2: wow...

by Infamous_amos500 June 17, 2011

banana turd

When u dip your dick skin in chocolate butter and stick it up your wifes queef hole and she yells holy shit fuck me again Jonny you got me

That bitch is getting the banana turd u got me

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

angel turds

Loose packing material in the form of Styrofoam extrusions resembling peanuts, used to prevent breakage of delicate objects during shipping. Depending on the weather they can take an electrostatic charge and cling to your clothing when you handle them. angel shit

I got this Christmas gift in the mail that was packed in angel turds.

by lorgue March 07, 2010

turd tea

Diarrhea. The liquefied form of human feces that turns the water all doo doo brown.

When i got up off of the toilet from peeing out of my butt, it looked like a bowl of turd tea.

by Gramma Plopwell February 13, 2008

spineless turd

Sometimes when you are walking down a path in the woods you might come across a spineless turd, hanging by the mushrooms. They are found in the north eastern region of the US and often have a hard outer shell as such of a beetle. Despite their well known name, they do indeed have a spine. If you see one be careful, they tend to fly down your throat and get stuck when you use the toilet, so only your rectum juices come out. THEY CAN BE DOMESTICATED if taken to a trainer by the name of Agayis Caluca, contact at 774-368-2278

I think I have a spineless turd stuck in my rump.

Check it out bros, theres a rad spineless turd over there by those poisones mushrooms. Oh so cool!

by Cassandra Hayes June 16, 2017

Turd Stuffer

Another name for a ‘flamer’. A guy that wont shut up already about the fact that he's a homosexual and he wants the world to know it...but everybody knows and they are tired of hearing it. Also, a flamer bent on converting a straight guy into a flamer.

You'll stay away from that Turd Stuffer if you know whats good for you. He swears up and down your a flamer too and he's bent on hookin up with you.

by hemingwaysbackporch April 10, 2011

Flappy Turd

To play Flappy Bird whilst doing number two's on the toilet.

'I'm going for a Flappy Turd!'

by Chilly Beef February 13, 2014