When a turk tricks u into eating 1 of those joke sweets that turns your mouth ridiculously blue. You, in revenge, immediately seduce him and begin to give him a blowjob, but before climax you stop, withdraw your mouth and shove a tiny white smurfs hat over his bell end. Resulting in a sexually frustrated randy turk, with a dick that looks like papa smurf.
Akan "yea i though sarah was guna give me some of the good stuff, but my dick fully got turkish smurf jobbed"
by charlie29 November 13, 2009
Get the turkish smurf jobmug. by Edward Waddlemar March 13, 2003
Get the turkish penis saladmug. While being fully covered with suds/bubbles and your partner urnates to rinse all the suds/bubbles from there body on thanksgiving day
by Mr.patot February 12, 2018
Get the Turkish snowconemug. Dining at a kebab shop and acquiring some form of food poisoning, then defecating on your partners face with the likelihood of having squirting diarrhoea.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.
Girl 1: "You're looking so healthy! Have you been abroad?"
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."
by Muzza2k October 24, 2011
Get the Turkish Spray tanmug. (Noun) A phrase for the disappointment that immediately crosses your mind upon realizing that Edmund Pevensie greatly exaggerated the taste of the candy known as, Turkish Delight.
When you finally taste the candy that made Edmund Pevensie betray his siblings, only to realize that it’s not nearly as delightful or delectable as portrayed. It is indeed a Turkish De-Lie, the LaCroix of confectionary creations.
When you finally taste the candy that made Edmund Pevensie betray his siblings, only to realize that it’s not nearly as delightful or delectable as portrayed. It is indeed a Turkish De-Lie, the LaCroix of confectionary creations.
“I was expecting the taste of Turkish Delight to change my life, but instead I tasted a Turkish De-Lie!”
“It looks so juicy, so sweet, so delicious…. But it’s just a sugar coated Turkish De-Lie.”
“It looks so juicy, so sweet, so delicious…. But it’s just a sugar coated Turkish De-Lie.”
by JosieTheWitch February 23, 2023
Get the Turkish De-Liemug. The Turkish War of Independence (May 19, 1919 – July 24, 1923) was fought between the Turkish National Movement and the proxies of the Allies – namely Greece on the Western front, Armenia on the Eastern, France on the Southern and with them, the United Kingdom and Italy.
by pyroclastiq April 22, 2017
Get the Turkish War of Independencemug. This is the female version of the Romanian rudder. The act of one female holding out her hand while the other female straddles her vagina on said hand for self pleasure.
Chandler sat in the corner of his room masterbating while his girlfriend received a Turkish pearl handler from his sister.
by FreekyD February 16, 2020
Get the turkish pearl handlermug.