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Pootsy Tubbolard

An old woman with 70's reading glasses who has what is called a 'front bum' or FUPA. Generally, this person gets below-average grades in school and has no real skill, talent, or interests except chatting online and popping prescription drugs.
Pootsy Tubbolard ate 10 donuts in one sitting.
Pootsy Tubbolard by squiggles62 December 19, 2025

The Toby Tubballs Effect 

Widely understood to be the reason behind a sudden change in a person's way of speech, the Toby Tubballs effect is caused by speaking to Toby Tubballs (commonly known as oxygen) and adapting one's own way of speech to match that of Toby Tubballs' habits.
The Toby Tubballs effect is saur messed up, Pookerton—oh no, now I've been infected!

big rubble tubble bitch 

“big rubble tubble” is the adjective part of the definition, but “big rubble tubble bitch” is the whole definition. Can be used as an adjective or noun. Describes a “bitch” who is so big (s)he looks like they’re about to “tubble” (tumble) over, and/or looks like a pile of rubble. Can be derogatory but is usually in a joking manner.
Person A: Have you seen that dude Emanuel? He’s kind of big.
Person B: Yeah, he’s a big rubble tubble bitch. He broke my headphones just by breathing on them.
big rubble tubble bitch by anonymous December 15, 2023

Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...