tristanaphobia

a fear of people with the name "Tristan".

Tristanaphobia: a fear of people with the name tristan,
Tristan: "hey man, how have you been?"
Y/N: "AHH"

by yeetus le feetus May 23, 2022

Tristan Gifford

He thinks it’s really funny to type the eggplant emoji and the donut emoji. Has a natural set of female repellent.

Girl: hide me, Tristan Gifford is coming

by Dghfdgjhfdd November 13, 2022

Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"

by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

dirty trista

Dirty Trista is usually a girl with brown hair and brown eyes Guys are totally obsessed with fucking her. She will try to hide the fact that she wants to get down and dirty in the sheets but only with the one guy she will give a bullet for. If your with a dirty Trista you are veryyyyy lucky. Don’t let her confuse you with her tricks. She just plays it safe. But she will hint around but they aren’t obvious. The lucky ones are named Brayden

Brayden: broooo. Dirty Trista is a freak in the sheets

Boy : I doubt it bro.

by That one guys hot girl May 16, 2018

dirty trista

Dirty Trista is a brown headed brown eyed girl that every guy whould love to fuck. But don’t let her fool you she is good at hiding her Freaky side. She will hint around on it but it’s not obvious. Most guys don’t see the hint. Only a few guys will get lucky and witness her freaky. She will suprise you on what she is capable of. Most guy that go by the name Brayden whould get lucky and get freaky in the sheets with this beautiful women. Once you have her don’t lose her or she will be gone forever.

Dirty Trista: very freaky but secretive about it

Her and Brayden whould be in the bed watching movies. He will move his hand on her inner thigh. And she will wait for him to make a move. She will let you do your thing and when your ready she will rock your world. Trust me

by That one guys hot girl May 16, 2018

Fortnite Tristan

The Name Given to Someone who beat Vinny in Fortnite: Battle Royale

Vinny: I lost to him in Fortnite: Battle Royale, lets call him Fortnite Tristan

by Paul Ponskin October 17, 2021

dirty Tristan

Tristan (sucks dick and eats too much sugar which means he's horny)

"Tristan was very dirty what a very dirty Tristan that cunt is!"

by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022