Total Paranoia

Ready or not, it's like Total Paranoia.
You know how to pray, but he won't go away...

Hym "There is only one man on the planet who can write music that is both Jazz and Metal... Total Paranoia is not Jazz... But it is Metal..."

Iam "....Do... Do I choose my interests? Or do they choose me?"

Hym "I don't know what you mean."

Iam "We might not have taken this with the appropriate amount of seriousness..."

Hym "Yes, yes, well... Our glibness is a large part of our appeal." 🤷

Iam "Huh.... This... Is not as trivial... As I once thought..."

Hym "Oho! No, you're right. We are definitely screwed. Hahaha!"

Iam "Hmm... We might have to switch to serious mode."

Hym "Oh? But that wouldn't be any fun! And we're in the middle of our game!"

Iam "I know but we might actually have to deal with them."

Hym 😩 "They're so boring! At least this guy is providing us with a bit of a challenge..."

Iam "They're beginning to constitute more of a threat than previously anticipated."

Hym "UGH!!😩 Fine..."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2022

total mind fuck

When someone inserts an oily (Lubricated) penis inside your ear.

"That bitch got totally mind fucked"

"He gave me a total mind fuck, what a dick"

by Mr. Jizz November 8, 2008

Thotata

if you see a zynna she a thotata. A HOE.

I saw a thotata fucking my man.

zynna= thotata

by supniggabitch June 22, 2014

thotalina

Root Word : Thot
Underage girls who engage in sexual acts with older men for drugs.

Guy 1: Bruh, she sucked the art teacher 's dick for some blow, fam!
Guy 2: What a fucking thotalina?!

by Ursoc June 12, 2017

Torta

A Torta is a woman or man who is over weight, obese or loves to over eat. A Torta is for all genders not to be used only on a woman.

Aye stop eating all the food you fucking Torta!

by Veronafo August 29, 2022

Total Commando

Total commando means something is really manly or amazing.
It's like saying "intense" or "epic"

Whoa that giant robot over there is so total commando!

Johnny: I can break this rock with my face. Really.
Steve: total commando.
Johnny: yeah I'm pretty cool...

by awsometastic12 July 24, 2011

Total Bullshit

A total lie even if my friend can't see his dick moving girlfriend do it.

After having plans to hang out... girlfriend "i can't hang out"
Me "Thats Total bullshit

by al;sdkfja;sdlkfj January 29, 2009