triple harakiri

Commiting suicide in 3 ways at once. First the attempter takes a knife, noose, and gun. They then slit their wrist, hang themselves, and shoot their brains out creating the triple harakiri.
Bob attempted the triple harakiri last night.
by Joe March 02, 2005
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triple cocktail

An alcoholic beverage consisting of gin, laxatives, and viagra. Designed to induce a triple, or the elusive double triple.
You know a guy's kinky when he offers to buy a triple cocktail. Gotta be sure to have plastic sheets.
by triple temptress December 20, 2010
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Triple C

A girl that makes you cum, cleans your house, and cooks a damn good meal
"How's your girlfriend?"
"Aw man, she's great! And she's a triple C! She helps me clean, cooks me meals, and makes me cum!"
by Mathazar24 May 28, 2017
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Triple c

A small glass station on state route 89 in yavapai county where meth heads and toothless pisstrout frequent. On some visits you may enter for lotto tickets and leave the victim of sexual harassment from a pisstrout behind the cash register
You and some pals went to the triple c the other day for a beer run and got hit on by a toothless meth addict
by Irontatanka January 24, 2019
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Triple Crown, The

An award given to the team who beats the shit out of the other UK nations during the 6 nations rugby championship. Also see Grand Slam
Wales won the prestigious Triple Crown in 2005 after beating England, Scotland and Ireland, and then going on to win the Grand Slam
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Triple Slang

when a girl lays down and you place an elastic band around her feet and ask her to spread her legs. then you place a 12 inch dildo+ on the band and pull it back and aim for the vigina.
by haydenvaugn10 March 06, 2019
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Triple threat

Whenever you're under the influence of 3 substances at the same time
Damn man, I'm dipping, drunk, and high at the same time.

Nice triple threat bro!
by BALLSKIDDY September 09, 2016
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