Ringwood tree topper

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.

Miguel like to get the Ringwood tree topper after Jenifer eats lots of tacos.

by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008

magic tree house

A place (usually a tree house) where people go to smoke marijuana.

Hey do you want to go smoke weed in the magic tree house?

by sm5161 May 24, 2009

Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree

Involves 5 girls in a circle all lying on their backs with their legs spread eagle. Then a guy in a handstand is slowly rotated by two other guys in the middle of the circle, And procedes to pleasure all the girls with his tongue.
(To this day has still never been done.)

Dude last night we almost had enough drunk chicks to attempt a Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree but Bill couldn't stay in a fucking handstand.

by Bernard the wet slapper January 21, 2008

Olive tree

olive tree, as in The Goodness Of The Olive Tree, from the Bertolli advert. It is the genitalia of any man with the surname of Olive, and The Goodness Of The Olive Tree is therefore his spunk.

so anyways, then Olive got his Olive tree out and i was like lol its tiny.

i got The Goodness Of The Olive Tree in my hair and had to wash it out real quick.

by cheeseflambe June 22, 2009

tree-hugger

an enviornmentalist(from an incident where a group of people protested against cutting down a forest by hugging the trees and not letting go)

Those two are a couple of tree-huggers.

by Light Joker July 4, 2007

bout tree fiddy

a response to a question when you don't know the answer or you just want to be a smart ass .

jim: hey steve do you know how much the cover charge is at the club tonight ?
steve: bout tree fiddy

jim: hey steve where are you from ?
steve: bout tree fiddy

by Lookatdis July 15, 2010

Shady Tree

Hand gesture used in sketchy or shady situations often performed while announcing "shady tree" or any accusation of sketchiness. To perform the Shady Tree, the left hand is made into a fist, thumb-side up, and the right hand is held open, palm down. The palm of the right hand should be placed atop the left fist and the outstretched fingers of the right hand wiggled in a manner similar to that in jazz hands.

A: ...and then he asked her to go behind the shed.
B: *shady tree* Sketchy.
A: I know, right?

by #1 cmf May 18, 2007