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Toilet thumbing

The act of typing into a mobile communications device while seated in a toilet stall.
I spent like two minutes today after lunch toilet thumbing Sue from HR, I sure hope she understood what I needed. - My toilet thumb must have got blocked due to the basements thick walls. - I know I haven't been able to all day but I will try to toilet thumb you on my next break.
by Phast January 8, 2009
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Romanian toilet

Not technically a toilet, but instead a primitive, festering stinkhole dug in semi-private, dirt-floored hut. Modern amenities may include leaning rocks so you don't fall over while squatting or a pile of plastic grocery bags with which to wipe. Alternatively, bricks can be used for both purposes.
"Dude, brush your teeth. Your breath smells like a Romanian toilet."
by DVS_Sicarius August 23, 2019
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Toilet Ninja

Mainly corporate personell who go to great lengths at avoiding being seen taking a crap at the workplace toilet
" Hey Bob I felt something whiz by me while I was taking a piss, weird"
"Oh that was most likely Phil, he doesn't like people seeing come out of the crapper, he's a toilet Ninja"
by The Firezombie June 24, 2008
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Skibidi Toilet

A "Skibidi Toilet" is a character in an ongoing series created by "DaFuq?!Boom!" on youtube.
The series was made in Source Filmmaker.
A Skibidi Toilet consists of one toilet with a head inside it. However, some variations, like a "Vacuum Skibidi Toilet" dont consist of a toilet.
There are many variations of Skibidi toilets. Some have unique designs, some have extra abilities, such as having spider legs, rocket launchers, arms, and many more.
The leader of the skibidi toilets is "G-Man Toilet"
A Skibidi Toilet sings ONLY the part in the song "Biser King Dom Dom Yes Yes" where the person says "brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes".
Larger Skibidi Toilets sing the song in a lower pitched tone.
Person 1: Yo man, why do I have no more toilets in my house?
Person 2: I dont know, mine just disappeared as well.
A Skibidi Toilet that spawns out of nowhere: Brrr Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes!
Person 1: What the fuck?
by Cinemaman2 July 8, 2023
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Skibidi Toilet

what 10 year olds find funny by saying "it has lore!"
little timmy: dude skibidi toilet is the best seires i've ever seen
BBC Randy: stfu you unfunny loser.
by monkeseemonkeydontdooo October 10, 2023
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Skibidi toilet

Some retarded shit on the internet that these faggot ass retards won't shut the ever living fuck up about.
Person 1: Skibidi toilet
Person 2: Go fuck yourself you fatherless retard!
by literal asshole September 3, 2023
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toilet ass

Whenever you have a really long crap that takes half an hour,then you get up and your ass cheeks are strechrd out and theres a big red ring around your ass.
after dinner i went for a crap and got toilet ass.
by Nunya Buisness October 13, 2006
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