Failed Abortion

Really loud. Gets an urge to kill cute things and is a pedo but doesn’t realise it. #theyrealsoreallycuteandhaveaheartofgoldbutlikeyeh

Hey Dylan did you see failed abortion yesterday?
I sure did she was so loud

by McGlynnEvan December 20, 2019

Fail Attack

When you have a spazz attack that results in a major FAIL

She had a fail attack when she jerked her arm spazztically and broke it.

by sportsman333 October 10, 2009

Deppic Fail

Failing to the level of Johnny Depp's sexiness. Can also be used when the failer is hot.

Karen: Did you see that dude slip? He was hot!
Sue: DEPPIC FAIL!

by ultra_feministe October 24, 2009

Epic Fail

During the act of sexual intercorse where something doesn't go right, e.g. inability to ejaculate.

also used in internet games (such as counter-strike) when you die epically.

Antonym: Epic Win

Judy: Hey, why aren't you ejaculating?
Jeff: I can't...
Judy: Epic Fail!
(probably not how it would come about)

by Bug nut Ronface August 20, 2009

Fail Forward

To persist, without a rollback plan, in the face of overwhelming odds and jeers from coworkers or friends.

I'm going to fail forward upgrading this laptop even if it takes night so I don't have to perform the lifelong task of restoring my iTunes library.

by SnarkyArtisan July 08, 2011

Physics Fail

The process of which a person attempts to do something - however the laws of physics make it impossible, thus causing the person to fail.

Physics Fail example:

1. Throwing a balloon at someone, but its stops strait after thowing it... epic fail

2. Throwing a computer mouse and expecting the wire to act as elastict - bringing the mouse back to your hand (impossible and the mouse slams of the desk)

3. (In The Other Guys) Samual Jackson and The Rock aim for a bush but plumit to the pavement.

by corbane November 03, 2010

fail kid

A stupid, pimply faced, teenager who is popular in their school, and thinks having a social life is more important than drinking water, and only knows how to say "FAIL" and/or "EPIC FAIL" as a comeback to any good insult. Fail kids like to take out their frustrations on popular online games like warcraft or counter strike, because they're nerdy, weak ass little pre-mature fucks in real life, and stay up till midnight on those games using lame internet slangs like L0l, pl0x, own3d, n00b, OMG you noob omg!, and of course, FAIL. They can be seen hanging out in malls with their friends(who are also fail kids). When these angry ass teens aren't saying fail, hanging out with friends, eating mcdonalds, or playing games, they like to go on facebook, and get depressed after random ass people dont accept their friend requests.

Hugo: You're pathetic.

Jonathan(fail kid): FAIL

by hamburgercheesemacraonicheese October 20, 2009